Time travel and Radioactivity!

I have a revelation to share- I am a highly radioactive person. Because of this my sister has been trying to kill me for 60 yrs- but that is another story. i want to share my theory on Einsteins ideas - time and space. I dont really know his relativity. But I can tell you that a camera lens is an amazing tool for time travel, and I'll explain how I came to this conclusion. I purchased meteriorites somewhere a few years ago. In 1973 or thereabouts i went to the top of the bluff (Keuka lake)to watch falling stars with friends. After I purchased my shooting stars I put them in a y shape in the box several months ago. my mother when i was a child said that strange events occurred in the bluff at night with flying saucer sightings. the flying saucer she sighted is the lamp in my dining room. i bought one just like she had in those years. yesterday I drove out to the Bluff at around 7:47 and took a panoramic shot of the whole Bluff from a certain point and the interesting thing is I took rapid shots. Rapid photographs like filming works. The meteorites are radioactive. I am radioactive. The meteriorites are in a y shape like the lake. I was making star poppets and put one in the star i made.i knew that were hot so I put them in the credenza... they disappeared out of the drawer.They must be out on the bluff where I took my panoarma photo series.maybe if you read this and look at the iron meteorites you too can time travel!